Alaskan Thunder Fuck Sativa

AAA, 22% - 27% THC

Problems should go thunderfuck themselves.

Why we chose this

You get home from what is possibly the worst day you've ever had at work. You walk in the door knowing you just want to unwind all that anxiety and relax. You see your housemate and ask for some company over a joint. You roll up a joint of Alaskan Thunderfuck and share the joint with your housemate as you tell the story of your day. By the end of the joint, your'e both giggling through your worries, thunderucking your problems out of this universe. Alaskan Thunderfuck is for the intermediate to seasoned cannabis user who can handle a potent THC high.


About me

When you open a bag of me, your nose fills with the smells of pine, cedar, and damp earth. In fact, I bring back lots of memories of Alaska — and also quite the thunderfuck. Expect to have to wipe away smoke-induced tears after smoking me. It doesn't take long after using me for everything to take on a whole new sense of importance, grandeur, and excitement. I'm the perfect hybrid for the person looking to have some fun — and a good medicinal strain for those with a low appetite or depression. I taper down into a calming, relaxed state that's perfect for deep contemplation.

How to use

Time of day: Afternoons.

Best used in: A dry herb vapourizer, joint, pipe, or bong.

Best recreational uses: Afternoon movie sessions,  catching up with friends, relaxing outdoor activities like walking, creative activities like reading, music, and painting.

Best medicinal uses: Reducing anxiety and depression, increasing focus, headaches, nausea, and increasing the appetite.

Product details

  • Strain: 60% sativa, 40% indica
  • THC: 22% - 27%
  • CBD: 0-0.1%
  • Terpenes:
      • Myrcene: Said to potentiate cannabinoids and their effects
      • Caryophyllene: Thought to be neuroprotective, analgesic, and anti-inflammatory, and neuroprotective
      • Linalool: Traditionally used by aromatherapists to calm anxiety and induce sleep
  • Flavour and aroma: Pine, cedar, damp earth
  • Smoke aroma: Piney, dank, acrid, harsh