It's the 21st century and you don't have to eat mushrooms out of the ground anymore. You can enjoy me instead; a deliciously rich dark chocolate that's loaded with 3g of Golden Teacher mushrooms. Taking mushrooms isn't just fun, it's also delicious! I'm a potent hit, so tread lightly — which is easy because I'm easily broken up into 9 parts. If you're a beginner, break me down further into 18ths and start with that. I'm bonafide fun (and easily shareable).
🌱 All-natural, botanically-derived ingredients.
🇨🇦 Locally grown mushrooms, manufactured in Canada.
Animal and animal byproducts
🐰 Cruelty-free, zero animal testing.
Health and environmental concerns
💧 No additives or preservatives; phthalates (DBP, DEHP, DEP), bisphenols (BPA), and paraben-free.
☣️ Free of solvents, toxins, heavy metals, and pesticides.
🧪 Independently lab-tested for purity & potency.
♻️ Low-impact, eco-conscious, fully-recyclable packaging with minimal plastic.
How to use
- As soon as you open your Mushroom Dark Chocolate bar, break it along the markings into 9 individual pieces. If you would like to further break them down, use a sharp knife.
- If you opt for 9 pieces, each piece contains 0.33g mushrooms. If you opt for 18, each piece contains 0.16g mushrooms. Dose as your heart desires.
- Whatever you don't consume right away should be kept in the refrigerator to prevent melting. Make sure it's very clearly marked so that no accidents happen.
Doses best used for:
- 0-0.25g: A microdose; very subtle psychedelic effects; may experience mood enhancement, reduced anxiety, improved mental alertness and improve energy levels.
- 0.25-0.5g: A step up; more pronounced psychedelic effects; may experience altered coordination and motor control, altered vision and mood, increased energy, the giggles, revelatory thoughts, ideas, and pattern recognition.
- 0.5-1g: A psychoactive experience; pronounced and obvious psychedelic effects; may experience altered vision, emotions, and mood, could be a significant alteration of motor control, impaired coordination, super-human-music-making abilities, absurd humour, and a desire to engage oneself in artistic endeavours.
- 1g+: Everything above 1g is a bonafide psychedelic experience. 7g is Terence Mckenna's heroic dose. From here on in, anything is possible.
Note: Doses and effects vary from person to person. If you have never used mushrooms before, it's best to start on the smallest dose possible for the desired effect and slowly increase from there.
- Species: Psilocybe cubensis
- Strain: Golden Teacher
- Psilocybin: ~0.63%
- Psilocin: ~0.6%
- Chocolate bars per box: 1
- Doses per chocolate bar: 9 individual squares that can be further broken down to 18
- Flavour: Dark chocolate
- Ingredients: Sugar, cocoa powder, powdered whey protein concentrate, whole milk powder, soy lecithin, Golden Teacher mushrooms