Milk Chocolate Crunch Magic Mushroom Bar - 5g

500mg Golden Teacher mushrooms per square

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For huckleberry friends.

Why we chose this

You're staying at a holiday house with a couple of friends. You decide to take a walk on the beach with your Magic Mushroom Milk Chocolate Bar. When you get to the ocean, you offer each of your friends a couple of pieces. You share the box between the three of you and then continue walking. Within 45 minutes, the seascape has turned into an everchanging array of patterns and colours. You all look at each other and start giggling. No talking required between huckleberry friends. The Magic Mushroom Milk Chocolate Crunch Bar is for any mushroom user, seasoned or novice, but especially for the macrodoser, and even better, for the one who likes to share magic mushroom experiences.

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Description

About me

I'm a chocolatey mushroom dream for the macrodosers. I'm really loaded with 5g Golden Teacher Magic mushrooms, conveniently divided into 10 500mg doses. I'm for moments of connection and sharing more than just a piece of chocolate. One square is enough to have you feeling light, energetic, and happy. Two will push you over the edge into psychedelia-ville. And after that, anything's possible. I'm best shared between friends, lovers, and curious souls.

Cultivation

🌱 Non-GMO.

🌱 All-natural, botanically-derived ingredients.

🇨🇦 Locally grown mushrooms, manufactured in Canada.

Animal and animal byproducts

🐰 Cruelty-free, zero animal testing.

Health and environmental concerns

☣️ Free of solvents, toxins, heavy metals, and pesticides.

How to use

Preparation:

  1. Your Shroomies Magic Mushroom Milk Chocolate Crunch Bar doesn't require any preparation. Each square contains 0.5g Golden Teacher Magic Mushrooms. Eat straight out of the packaging.
  2. Whatever you don’t consume should be stored in the refrigerator. Make sure you mark it so that no accidents happen.

Doses best used for:

  • 0-0.25g: A microdose; very subtle psychedelic effects; may experience mood enhancement, reduced anxiety, improved mental alertness and improve energy levels.
  • 0.25-0.5g: A step up; more pronounced psychedelic effects; may experience altered coordination and motor control, altered vision and mood, increased energy, the giggles, revelatory thoughts, ideas, and pattern recognition.
  • 0.5-1g: A psychoactive experience; pronounced and obvious psychedelic effects; may experience altered vision, emotions, and mood, could be a significant alteration of motor control, impaired coordination, super-human-music-making abilities, absurd humour, and a desire to engage oneself in artistic endeavours.
  • 1g+: Everything above 1g is a bonafide psychedelic experience. 7g is Terrence Mckenna’s heroic dose. From here on in, anything is possible.

Note: Doses and effects vary from person to person. If you have never used mushrooms before, it’s best to start on the smallest dose possible for the desired effect and slowly increase from there.

Product details

  • Species: Psilocybe cubensis
  • Strain: Golden Teacher
  • Psilocybin: ~0.63%
  • Psilocin: ~0.6%
  • Chocolate bars per box: 1
  • Doses per chocolate bar: 10 squares, 500mg each
  • Flavour: Milk chocolate crunch
  • Ingredients: Belgian Milk Chocolate, Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Soy Lecithin, Brown Rice Puffs | Active Ingredients: Psilocybin Mushroom (Golden Teacher)
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05/25/2022
Anonymous
CA CA
I recommend this product

Delicious

Tasty, reliable, always have a good time with these.

  • Which benefits or effects did you experience? (Choose as many as you like) Appreciating life moreDecreased anxietyDecreased depressionA sense of peace or wellbeingEuphoria
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05/11/2022
Anonymous
CA CA
I recommend this product

Excellent for this newbie

I was able to easily cut down the squares to start low and slow, I felt absolutely fantastic, and the bar is really tasty. Totally recommend

  • Which benefits or effects did you experience? (Choose as many as you like) Appreciating life moreIncreased creativityDecreased depressionA sense of peace or wellbeing
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  • Age Range (Optional) 35 - 44
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04/06/2022
S
CA CA
I recommend this product

Such a good bar

This is definitely one of my favorite purchases and by far my favorite chocolate. The crunch texture is great. The high is perfect and it is overall a high quality product. I hope they get this back in stock.

  • Benefits Experienced: Appreciating life moreIncreased creativityDecreased depressionA sense of peace or wellbeing
  • Wellness Concern: Focus
  • Age Range (Optional) 25 - 34
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08/01/2021
Anonymous
CA CA
I recommend this product

Great product!

Newbie shroomer over here! Took a walk and had these and it was great! The high snuck up gradually and slowly for me which was nice. Giggles, danced, and enjoyable for the most part!

  • Which benefits or effects did you experience? Choose as many as you like. Appreciating life moreSpiritual or profound awakeningA sense of peace or wellbeingEuphoria
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06/05/2021
Kelly H.
CA CA
I recommend this product

Milk chocolate crunch bar

-delicious -fun experience -beginner: 1-2g is great for a fun mushroom experience. Not too much.

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  • Which benefits or effects did you experience? Choose as many as you like. Appreciating life moreIncreased creativityA sense of peace or wellbeingEuphoria